Well, Ashley Hebert? Who's it gonna be? Ben Flajnik or JP Rosenbaum have both won America's heart, and hers. But only one will receive the final rose.
A season marred by one controversy after another all comes down to tonight. Will Ashley get her happy ending? Were The Bachelorette spoilers correct?
Which per-fact man will present the adorable Ashley with a Neil Lane ring (product placement at its best) and whose romantic hopes will be dashed?
THG breaks down The Bachelorette season finale in a LIVE +/- recap!
Wow, the episode-opening montage already has us feeling bad for whomever Ashley doesn't pick. We have our favorite, but they're both good guys. Plus 9.
Speaking of which ... poor Ames. Minus 3.
Whoa, Kat Von D is guest-starring! Oh, wait, that's Ashley's sister Chrystie. Plus 5, because her family is very real. Too much so to be on this show, almost.
Ashley tells the fam about the "burning passion" she has with J.P. Just what ma and pa want to hear before meeting their daughter's love interest. Minus 4.
Chrystie says Ashley is "a little too much" for "demure" J.P. Minus 7, for being kind of a b!tch, but Plus 5, because she doesn't make terrible points. Just saying.
8:14 p.m. and Ash is a LOSING IT! Plus 3.
Ashley's sis full-on calls out J.P. for being single and 34. Yet she was cool with Brad Womack, a 38-year-old, notorious commitment-phobic cyborg. Minus 15.
J.P. is thrown off, and understandably so. How often does a Kat Von D clone appear in Fiji and straight up judge you after 15 minutes? F*%k that! Plus 9.
Is Ashley capable of thinking for herself? Just curious. Minus 6.
The Hebert sisters are both weepy messes. Awk. Ward. Plus 2, because at least Ash showed some backbone, and Chrysie is looking out for her ...
Or is she just jealous? Minus 7. That has to be part of it.
Ben is doing considerably better with Chrystie. Maybe it's the puppy talk? We're happy it's going well, but this is really uncomfortable to watch, so Minus 11.
Ash says it's going Per-FACT! Everybody, take a sip. Plus 1.
The family is officially gushing over Ben. You can see why he just proclaimed he'd be engaged to her the next time they meet. Don't jinx it! Minus 3.
Ben is so self-aware, true to himself and in touch with who he is. One would have to be to be seen on camera in an outfit such as this. Plus 7.
A helicopter ride! On The Bachelorette! That's a first (tonight)! Minus 4.
There is a whole lot of lubing going on up in here. And Ashley just noted that she wishes she could "go lower." Is this on Cinemax? Plus 10.
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